Since I Left You

Since I left you things have been awkward. I am meeting people. I go out to movies and actually enjoy the movie instead of screaming on the inside at your constant chatter. I enjoy eating with out hearing your constant smacking. I enjoy trips to the grocery store. I don’t get screamed at for picking up the wrong jelly quite as often. Sex is more enjoyable. There isn’t quite as much pain involved. My back doesn’t bleed when I get in the shower. My foot fungus has gone away. The toilet isn’t always stopped up.
Now that I think about it the word isn’t awkward. Things have been great. If they are great why do I miss you so?