Peanut Butter Theatre

And now for another exciting episode of Peanut Butter Theatre.

Here are some little known Peanut Butter facts:

Did you know that in the 1600s peanut butter was a form of currency in Southern Klacksvakastan? The British had introduced it as a delicacy to supplement the lack of tea.

Did you know that scientists are working on a form of nuclear fission that uses peanuts?

Did you know that a child raised on a mostly peanut butter diet, while slightly over weight, have higher IQ than those that do not?

Did you know that people who have peanut butter allergies are unAmerican? These people who claim a peanut butter allergy are only denying themselves peanut butter due to regulations among terrorists. Next time you see someone who won't share a jar of PB with you report them to home land security. Your country thanks you.

Until next time. Fly your flag high, and keep your spoons full!