THE SHARPCORPS MARKETING DEPT.

     Knives are falling.  This is the day that the multi-national Sharpcorps marketing department decided to take the metaphor “dropping our prices” and somehow make it more real to the consumer.  Sharpcorps stores worldwide are required to begin throwing product out windows, starting at noon.

     Now I stand three stories below the corporate office, checking my watch, with a herd of marketing jackoffs, waiting for them to change their minds before the big and little hands reach 12.

-SLL