SPITBALLING

Our focus tonight, gentlemen, is total world conquest.  I don’t want to hear any of the old ideas you’ve put out there.  That’s ancient thinking.  Scrap it all and bring something we can build on.  We want a simple solution, something easy to implement.  Now, I know we were bandying the deadly gas idea around.  But we were stymied by the effect it might have on the ozone.  We’re not working on killing the planet here, people.  We just want to be in control of it.  And the infinite recursion detonator had its moments, even I’ll admit.  But let’s talk probabilities here.  The real.  Might as well order Thai because nobody leaves this boardroom until we come up with something.

-SLL