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they would say that he was charming, that he got whatever he wanted. they'd give it to him, too, because he was good.
he went from town to town honing his craft. the other bachelors had settled down, but he was still at it. he went from place to place breaking hearts and leaving a trail of well satisfied yet lonely and lovesick old maids in his wake.
he literally fucked the shit out of them.
thus begins the secong age of the bachelors creed!