You didn’t have to be stupid

I have a dream that one day someone will rise up and wipe the idiots
from the face of the planet. The stark justice of my side arm will
punish those too stupid to live. I would look down from my pedestal
and laugh. The wind would course around me, shifting dust and trash.
My boot propped defiantly upon the skulls of those who have c crossed
me will be iconic. When they call out to me between sobs and tears
asking, "Why?" I will only have one response.

"You didn't have to be stupid."