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He could never tell her how much he lusted after her. He hardly knew her. All he knew was that she was happily married, a god fearing woman, and loved lattes.

At night when he thought about her, sexually, she wore pink latex leggings and garter belt.

He bumped into her husband at a bar, and engaged him in conversation about all things- life, sports, and weather…sex. He said that he couldn’t stay long because his wife had a romantic evening planned. Right before he left, he turned back to the loveless guy, and whispered “everything you know- everything- will one day be true.” Then winked and left.

Our hero found himself running through the backyards of suburbia to spy on the couples date night.

She wore pink latex, and did all the dirty things to her husband that our hero had dreamed she’d do to him.

This turned him off.