Thursday, November 15, 2007

Rory Sachalburg

Name: Rory Sachalburg

Alias: I.D.

Background: Sachalburg flunked out of three high schools, expelled from two, and graduated from nine different schools all in the same year. Recognized as a master of disguise, illusion, and evasion. His multiple high school attendance balancing act was not discovered until three different universities entered into a bidding war for two of his aliases. They were required to both be part of a panel in the application process. When there was only one person where there should have been two, he outlined how he was able to attend fourteen different high schools. The two universities agreed to fund him in anyway possible. Sachalburg accepted both offers and in five years received a Bachelors in Art, Bachelors in Science, Bachelors in Forensics, Bachelors in Physics, a Masters in Photography, Masters in Bio-mechanical Science, Masters in Advanced Quantum Spatial Relations, a PhD in Aerospace Mass Relations, PhD in Information and System Technologies, and an Elementary Education Teaching
Certificate.

Currently: Sachalburg is wanted by the United States, Canada, Sweden, Norway, Chad, Japan, Russia, Iran, Columbia, and Peru for stealing goods to be used in a device of unknown abilities. He was last seen in the Canary Islands just before they disappeared. The newspapers have listed this machine as a dooms-day device. The above countries have called for an all out manhunt.

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