All out of Love

That’s right. You heard it first here ladies, and gentlemen. Karen Knox is getting married. To the three people in the world who have been living under a rock for the past ten minutes, Karen Knox who up until five minutes ago was the most eligible bachelorette on this planet, or any other for that matter. She met the love of her life, and he proposed to her not five minutes ago. This is a sad day indeed. I know I had my heart set on her favor. It was just a matter of getting in contact with her.
Wait! This just in, they broke off the engagement due to irreconcilable differences. From what I hear there have already been three new proposals. I would go to our camera man on the street covering this, but he was the third guy to get shot down since the break up. What a tough blow to his ego. Granted it is Karen Knox. She is one hot cookie.