Sunday, January 6, 2008

Act Now! (228)

We Here at Allied Motivated Locomotion Systems have heard you, and we have given you what you wanted- "3 laws" proof robotics!
We're sure that with these state of the art ever learning, unhindered androids you can have your bidding done, be it evil or otherwise.
Solar powered, self sustaining, Auto-A.I. improving, nearly indestructible- finally you can have the luxury robot that you crave!
These top of the line models are bullet-proof, waterproof, and can withstand even the most complicated logic puzzles.

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the 2.0 is the only consumer grade android that fires Africanized bees from it's mouth!

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Coming soon, the series 9 portable weather machine!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work.

November 10, 2008 at 6:32 AM  

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