PAINS

"Now, what problems are you having tonight?"

"I’m having chest pains."

"Okay. And where does it hurt?"

"Ummmm, in my chest. What did I just say? I’m having chest pains, genius!"

"Well, I just wanted . . ."

"You just wanted an ass-whippin’! Fellas? Shitcan this fuckin’ trick!"

They brought a wheelchair out for me and wheeled me into the ER as Freaknik and Jazzbo beat the ‘nurse’ liberally about the face and groin. As I got checked into the observation room, I could still hear her sad, sad screaming.




-SLL