SHITSICLE

The novelty t-shirt craze died today.  The final one off the line was a simple ringer tee with the word “Shitsicle” on it, beneath a line drawing of a long, steaming, up-turned log of feces with a popsicle stick plunged through it from the bottom. 

 
 Teens, tweens, babies, soccer moms and great-grandfathers from all across the globe wore this thing with pride, and it sold over seven million units in the U.S. alone.

 
Buried next to the novelty t-shirt craze will be a tombstone that will simply reads “Irony.”




-SLL