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You can't give your pet's human names. perhaps this is just a pet peeve of mine, perhaps i'm onto something.

perhaps in the grand scheme, the scheme where we will all die one day and nothing truly matters- perhaps in that sense it's no big deal.

but if you mention to me that your baby jack is dead and i offer your real heartfelt sorrow and emotion, then it is revealed that jack was some cat...

I'll murder you