collectors

“Hey, you got change for a two dollar bill?”

“Yep, but why would you want change for a two dollar bill?”

“I need to get a drink, and it won’t take my two dollar bill.”

“It’s a two dollar bill. It has to be worth something.”

“Yes, its worth two dollars.”

“No, worth more than that.”

“If it was worth more than two dollars it would say three dollars or even four dollars.”

“No its like a collectors item.”

“Like those quarters with the different states on them?”

“Yeah, just like that. I am gla…”

“Wrong! They are quarters. Worth twenty five cents. No more no less.”

“Ahh”

“So, do you have change?”

“Yep.”