Smashengil (194)

it was casual friday, but his shirt was still inappropriate.
it read "Smashengil"
"That's what I call my dingaling." he said slyly to anyone who asked.
when someone complained, he argued that it wouldn't have been a problem if no one had asked what it meant.
the boss just sighed and went back to his office.
when we went iin to complain, the boss responded with
"At least he's not pretending to be a naked snake anymore."
no one could argue.
at night, i tossed and turned wondering why he'd never been fired...