The curse of those hot beats!

The Boston's were some of Blottstown's most prominent citizens. Their
fall from grace was a fast and fiery affair. The history books will
say it was a combination of drugs, alcohol, polygamy, tax evasion,
fraud, money laundering, ritual animal sacrifice, and good old fashion
murder. The real truth only came out after years of interviews with
the townspeople. None of them would rightly admit it, but much like
observing a black hole, which is impossible, but the effects on the
surrounding things reveal something that cannot be observed
traditionally.

New Countrap was to blame. Yes, that bastard amalgamation of New
Southern Rap with New Country.