Tuesday, March 4, 2008

jellybeans

“Mom, where do Cadbury Eggs come from?”

“Son, when a rabbit and a chicken love each other very much they can make what some people call are Cadbury Egg.”

“Mom, where do jelly beans come from?”

“They are unicorn eggs. If we don’t get all the jellybeans the unicorns will rise up and attack. Their horns glistening in blood in the harsh sunlight, they would seek to destroy the earth. So dear, make sure you eat all your jellybeans.

1 Comments:

Blogger J'Mza said...

kick ass, sir.

March 5, 2008 at 7:42 PM  

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