THE MUTED TROMBONE

When you make that stupid trombone sound with your lips, you upset the cosmic balance of the entire universe.  With every cough or sneeze, you’ve decimated galaxies, spun them into chaos light years away from their age-old place in the grand scheme. 

You don’t have these powers under control yet, kid.  That’s what I’ll teach you.  In time.  It’ll come in stages, almost like baby steps.  Because that’s what you’re to be viewed as at this point.  A baby. 

Try to keep from doing the trombone thing, if you don’t mind.  It’s downright annoying as shit to me, but more importantly it’s brought a hundred galactic empires to their knees and caused 20 suns to supernova.

And just to be safe, I wouldn’t jerk off either. 




-SLL