Danger Squad

It was a game we use to play as kids. Danger Squad! We would make
bows and arrows out of sticks and twine. Hunting in the woods for bad
guys was a good way to pass the time when you are eight. It was all
fun and games until Timmy unearthed Wolfman Jack and The Mummy, I
think his real name was Tut or something along those lines.
We had vanquished both of them individually, but together we felt
they were unstoppable. Unstoppable until Timmy's cross dressing
cousin came out to play. He told us we could call him Paula and he had
Nair and a hairspray can blowtorch we could use.
After the battle, Paula fixed everybody's hair and made cookies for
everybody. It was the best Danger Squad adventure all summer!