FIELD OF REEMS

What’re you watchin’?

Playboy Channel.

Why are you watchin’ that shit, that softcore crap?  When you’ve got all that porn I gave you.  All those 8-hour, all-sex, full-penetration DVDs I threw your way!  And all you wanna’ do is watch this fluff?  The Playboy Channel?

I’m scaling back.

Son, you’re adopted.






-SLL