THE TOLEDO BITCHWAX

¼ teaspoon of Vodka

½ cup of Moon dust

¾ lbs. ground chuck

A dash of peppermint Schnapps

Five camel hairs

40 oz. of sunbeams

The crushed remains of 2 laserdisc players

14 tablespoons of absinthe

Shavings of the Animotion cassette single “Obsession”

A cube of manna

A pinch of sea salt

Liberal amounts of moxie

One 10,000 year old egg

 

Serve cold in 2 ft. tall glasses.
Serves seven.
Dispose of bodies carefully due to toxic content.