PREPARATIONS FOR PLAYING THE BADASS

1]  Always wear black (or some color very close to black).

2]  Never wear black without the “blue” (Selsun Blue).

3]  Boots are preferred (either cowboy or combat).

4]  Never run ANYWHERE.  And calculate every step of your walk.

5]  Grow a mustache.

6]  Never smile unless it only masks something sick as shit.  If it percolates into laughter, overdo it.

7]  Smoke always (and find a cool way to flick the butt when done).

8]  When you stare, don’t open your eyes too wide (like you’re almost squinting in order to see something far away).

9]  Never raise your voice.

10]  Stab anyone who makes fun of you as you integrate 1-9.




-SLL