Sunday, May 18, 2008

Forever, Hitler* (96)

His mother named him Hitler to show that even people with unfortunate names can be good people.
he was a bit slow, slightly retarded, but he made up for it with his natural curiosity and thirst for knowledge.
he managed to stumble through many of histories great moments, but not really in a good way...
uh um...challenger explosion.
and he could never manage to convince his true love, Amy, to trully be his.
but at the end of his long journey, Hitler Jones was happy with his life. happy with the friends he'd made, happy with the things he'd seen, and happy that a slightly retarded boy named Hitler from rural Alabama was able to claimso many girls anal virginity.

*i do not apologize for this story...


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