Monday

Her name was Monday. She was a beautiful girl, but not the type you
bring home to mom. Well, unless your mom loves a klepto. That girl
could and would steal anything. Jeweles.
Gone.
Ipod.
Gone.
TV.
Gone
Car.
Gone.
Kidney.

Yep, that too. She took my one good kidney. I get kidney stones now
more than ever. Still, I think about her a lot.