Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I Love Apple Jelly

Frank looked past his turkey sandwich on wheat, and down to his lap. It was a lovely day. The sky was slightly over cast. At 72 degrees, it wasn’t too hot or too cool.

Gary, sitting next to Frank, was enjoying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Gary said, “Frank, it’s a beautiful day isn’t it?”

In a deep and gruff voice Frank said, “It’s a beautiful day to DIE!”

“HA HA! I loved him in that movie.”

“I’m not kidding,” Frank said as he pushed Gary over the edge of the steel girder they sitting on for lunch. Gary twisted and fumbled for the beam, and Frank caught the sandwich.

“Help,” Gary pleaded.

“Nope,” Frank said.  Frank kicked Gary in the face, and watched him fall forty floors to the ground. He takes one bite of the sandwich and throws it into the wind.

“Yuck! I hate grape!”



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