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Whenever he slept with a woman, he'd wait until he'd fallen asleep then sign his name on her ass with a Sharpie. he had a reason for doing this that he'd try to explain, but it all just boiled down to the guy beig a real asshole. he toured with a traveling side show, juggling and telling the same joke over and over. somhow, this got him laid- more than you'd expect. later in life, as e sat alone in his home surrounded by old newspapers and canned food, all he could think about was apologizing to the poor, stupid girls he'd defiled then left town after town.