Neil Patrick Harris Stole my baby!!!

How many times do I have to tell you? Neil Patrick Harris stole my baby! He came up on his motorcycle, tied a balloon animal, and stole my baby!

What was the balloon animal? A dog or something, I don’t know what it was. They all look the same to me.

I don’t understand why everyone believes everything a doctor says. Doogie Houser is not a real M.D.!