So I know these two guys

So I know these two guys, brothers actually. Mike and Ike. Ike’s real name is Eisenhower, but really who would want to be known as Eisenhower? I like Ike, and he must like it cuz that’s what he asks people to call him. I asked Ike if Mike had a more elaborate name, and Mike was just short for something. He said no. It’s not even short for Michael. It’s just Mike. Weird if you ask me. Good guys both of them. I never knew they had it in them. Had they not done it right in front of me I wouldn’t have believed it.

What did they do?

Oh, I can’t repeat that. You know what momma said about gossip. Shouldn’t pass it.