Yet again here at Peanut Butter Theatre

First off, we here at Peanut Butter Theatre and our gracious hosts Fear the H! would like to thank you for your time and feedback that we have received. We also would like to remind certain individuals that Fear the H! is made up of contributing individuals who each have something to say. Due to that Fear the H! can not be held responsible for the actions of individual contributors.

Peanut Butter Theatre would like to issue an apology to anyone who mistook our statement last time about peanut allergies and terrorism being linked. We were not aware there was such an organization called Veterans of Foreign Wars with Peanut Allergies (here after noted as VFWWPA).

We received close to two hundred complaints from the VFWWPA alone. We support our troops and veterans one hundred percent. After some investigating in our fact checking department we found that we had a mole in our organization. The APA (Anti Peanut Alliance) had placed an individual in our ranks to deliver false information to our writing department. Those bastards have been after us for years.

We recognize that a peanut allergy while not a sign of terrorism is only a terrible handicap in a person life. We should do everything to help these people that we can. Donate funds to the Children without Peanuts Foundation, VFWWPA, or the Peanuts for Bullets campaign in Africa.

Together we can fight and beat peanut allergies!

Until next time. Enjoy Peanut Butter if you can.