post 666 (150)

"Fuck you, Devil!" he said, and made a crude cross from the broken car antenna. this was the final showdown between the hillbilly and Satan, and something tells me that the hillbilly would walk away from this a winner, but changed.
not changed in a way that would compel him to lead a better life because of the things he'd seen over the devil's reign o'er his trailer park for the last two weeks. changed in the way any man is changed when he agrees to give is ass to Satan in order to save the ass of his illiterate yet sumptuous barely legal bride.
for you see, beating Satan is all about sacrifice. sometimes that means your ass...