Shave and a Hair cut!

"I kid you not. I was down at the Shave and Save getting my hair cut
when a werewolf walked in and requested a hair cut, shave, and shoe
shine. I say requested instead of asked because they tried to call the
cops. You know what got him real mad? It was the fact that they wanted
to charge him full price for the discount shave. I don't blame him. If
they have it as a combo on the marquee they should honor it. No
matter who comes in to take advantage of the deal."