SOAK IN STATIC

Touch the screen.  All of your weaknesses will instantly wash away.  Let the healing rays of your television spill into every square inch of your body.  Our ministry can help you deal with all of your daily problems.  Give yourself over to us.  Admit defeat.  Tuck away your pride.  Healing begins once you've signed your soul over yo us.  What's it to you?  What are you doing with it?  Trust us.  Once it's ours, you won't believe what weight will be lifted. 

Give up.






-SLL