Tuesday, August 12, 2008


i could pick either door.
the left or the right.
i had 30 seconds to choose.
one door hid a lion that had been genetically altered to always attack the testicles first, as well as a cybernetic implant that caused it to explode whenever it attacked nuts.
the other door held the antidote to the poison i'd injegested, as well as a check for $78.50 and a hand job from a big breasted and eager, yet buttafaced mexican girl.
i only had ten seconds left to choose. the laotian held the rifle to my temple and counted down.
this choice, this choice i had to make...
this job sucked.


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