THE DEADMEN

Deadmen swarm the streets again.  If they’re supposed to be this city’s protectors, they shouldn’t wear such morbidly creepy outfits.  I can’t say I condone their fashion sense, but at least they’re doing some good around here.

Last night they stopped a bank heist, two purse snatchers and a domestic disturbance.  Again, I’m not ridiculing their actions, but they scared the shit out of that bastard’s wife.  She actually hit two of them with a lamp not long after her husband had broken three of her ribs.

They did all that in one night.  Must have some high-tech Bearcat or something.

-SLL