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Meet android D.

As with our entire product line, it was released into the world with the best intentions and hopes.

But Android D became a dick.

It was an example of the worst our program had to offer. It’d been given every opportunity to succeed, but he instead chose the easy road. There was no hard work from him, no toil, and no effort. It reeked of failure, but it’d been tricked into thinking it had the smell of success.

We set out to make the best we could, but we know that sometimes there will be defects.

This is why when or models do begin to think for themselves, we are prepared 24 hours a day to destroy them when their delusions of grandeur reach critical status.

Your android is programmed to eventually make its own decisions, but if it becomes an asshole, we will destroy it. This is our iron-clad guarantee.