HARD SELL

Okay, you got two minutes. Sell me.

Alright. This baby’s got quad polarizers, 4.72 B-Loss. Goes zero to light in four minutes. Handles less smooth than the JH model, but once you get in, you’re gonna’ think you’re in a JH. Chassis is made of 100% trynzium. First model off the line to skate the Weissman Act. Twin Warsaw impact resistance. Now, this one doesn’t have full capacity, but we can install at no extra charge a Redbeam package that’ll knock you on your ass. Carbine injection with turrets on front and aft. This is non-loading, you understand. You get caught in Midloathian territory or Antimone, you’re as good as covered.

Anything else?

Oh, yeah. Four drink holders.

Awwww. You had me and lost me.




-SLL