stupid story

    “You see there were these two cherubs who got drunk, and accidentally shot two guys with love arrows,” Mr. Norris said.
    “Are you sure that’s how people turn gay? I have an uncle who said he was gay when he was born,” Alex said.
    “Alex,” Mr. Norris shouted, “go to the back of the class, and write one hundred lines of ‘God does not make people gay.’ on the blackboard.”
    “I didn’t say that. I just said that cherubs shooting people, and making them gay is a stupid story,” he mumbled as he walked to the back of the classroom, and began his lines.