Party Down

Ron, Durk, and Kurt strode into the party like three Spartans ready to do business.  No really, they were dressed as Spartans from that movie 300.  They weren’t the type of guys who could pull off the whole leather underwear and cape get up. Ron was a tad over weight, but hairy like Bigfoot. Durk and Kurt were twins. The only person who could tell them apart was their mother, who still dressed them alike. Plus, they were creapy. The party went dead silent, and just like in the movies somebody bumped into the DJ and the current record scratched to silence.
Ron walked over to the DJ with a CD in his hand. He pulled a one handed wedgie from his leather clad ass as he handed the DJ the disc and said, “Put it on if you want to really get this party going.”
He just stood there with his mouth open. Finally, he asked, “What’s on this?”
“Trust me.” Ron turned to Durk and Kurt and said to them, “Go get the cardboard. We are going to turn this mother out.”

Four hours later Durk and Kurt who still hadn’t said a word walked out of the party with the twins from the cheer squad.

Two more hours later Ron walked out with a girl on each arm.

It was the best mix disc ever!