The Assassination of Snakey McFakey by the Coward Hal from Accounting(211)

when i arrived at work monday, all my things were in a box on my desk.
i could see Hal in the managers office, and he and the manager were trying not to look in my direction. security walked up behind me and waited as i slowly got the picture: they didn't want snakes at this processing center.
i nodded, and quietly took my things.
that night, in my living room, i vowed that they would all pay: security guards, insurance companies, and Hall- or should i say, Mongoose Jones!

The beginning!~!!!