Capitan Jonas Springling

Capitan Jonas Springling of the HMS Lost Hope stood on the bow of his ship looking over his territory. Capitan Springling turned, and went below deck. His first mate asked, “Sir, any sign of them?”
“No Wilson, nothing. I count that as a good thing. All bandits, pirate, and general hooligans have fled west. It is almost like the old west. People fleeing to a place where they will be more accepted. My job is to keep the unwanted people out of the east coast of the nation.”
“You do an excellent job of it all, sir.”

“Thank you Wilson, now take us home.”