NINTECH

NinTech.  A 14 story building in Midtown.  Each floor more deadly than the last.

 

 

 

Who knew that a company that manufactures the most state-of-the-art ninja weapons would have a corporate office that was so dangerous?  I mean, the throwing star division was bad enough, but that was just the first floor.  Nun chucks, bolos, smoke pellets, sais, you name it.  And I haven’t even seen one ninja.  It’s just these weapons spinning at me whenever I step off the elevator.  I’m assuming it’ll end like some 80’s video game.  By the 14^th floor, I’ll be bombarded by all of these things. 

 

 

 

Next time, Gabe can deliver their shit to them.  I fucking quit.




-SLL