Freakin’ Ninjas

No, you heard me wrong. I didn't mean the fact that there are 200
ninjas in my house, there are. It was more that they are all freakin'
you know bumping and grinding all up on each other, the walls, the
banister, the tv, the Wii, my arm. Hell, EVERYTHING in this house is
getting freaked on, around, or near by a ninja.

I would say this would be a good time if it weren't for the fact that
every single one of them has a katana.