Tuesday, August 19, 2008

BODY COPY FOR KNUTZEN'S FLOOR WAX

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Mop your floor with Knutzen’s and you’ll never see a better shine. A shine that will change your life.  A shine that tears open the inter-dimensional fabric of time and space.  Knutzen’s is the only floor wax that makes this promise.  It’s also guaranteed to fight off the Brainmen of Earth F.  And not only the lowly drones that live on the surface of Earth F, but legitimate Brainmen.  Those that rule the masses with metal fists and electro-rods.  With Knutzen’s, you’ll find a way to get exactly what you’ve always wanted out of life.  A streak-free shine and the power to crush Brainmen on their home turf.

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Knutzen’s.  Perfect shine.  Kills Brainmen.

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