Randall dreams(297)

He had a sex dream. In it, he ended up stealing his roommate’s girl while his roommate was in the other room. He and the girl went back to his room and had all sorts of dirty sex. They covered up the sound with “Sultans of Swing”.

When he was jarred awake, he was a bit disappointed. The girl had never really existed. He couldn’t even say that he had mat the girl from the dream.

He rolled over and kissed his not-too-pretty wife.

“Where are you going?’ she asked

“I have things to do.” He replied

“Nothing good can come from doing anything at 4.a.m.” she said, and went back to sleep.

She was right.