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he took the book of secrets to the wise old frog, and was given the stone of rainbows. after taking the stone, he travelled to the river of sorrow and tossed the stone onto it's shores. the river suddenly turned blue, and all the animals nearby began to sing and celebrate. a small chipmunk brought him a small sack filled with stones as a show of gratitude. our hero took the stone, and gave them to and older hero outside of the circle k store. the older hero used the stones to buy enchanted wine coolers. with their task finally nearing its conclusion, the older hero took the enchanted fuzzy nipple wine coolers to the loose divorcees house and dry humped her while the young hero watched from outside the window.
The shire was saved!