Keepin' it Real!

"Hey DJ! Play me that new Future Crime Lord!" the mismatched pimpled young man with a mohawk yelled over the DJ's turntables.

"Who's that?"

"You don't know Future Crime Lord? Dude, he is a rapper who will one day be a crime lord. He just raps about it right now, hence the name Future Crime Lord."

"Wow, nope I don't have any Future Crime Lord."

"Well, you should. Word on the street is that he will shank anyone not spinning his tunes."