THE SHARK

He stole my best friend away from me.  Fancy footwork, card tricks and weird comments about how awesome my best friend was.  Heck, my best friend didn’t stand a chance. This guy’s the ultimate fanboy.  I guess I can’t blame my best friend for going with him.  I left the room for, I swear, five minutes and when I came back, they were crying together.  This guy had horned in on my action.  The worst part is that this guy is really nice.  I don’t hate him.  I just hate his motives.




-SLL