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holy shit...

What?

look at this...

Uh- What is that?

well, it appears to be 9 leather jackets.

are any of them yours?

if any of them were mine, would i be this surprised/

point taken, but why does anyone need 9 near-identical leather jackets?

see? this is why i can't wait to move.

this is really gay.

hmm. well, you haven't seen the Men's Fitness poster book yet.

okay, that could just be for excerciseing.

sure it is. so i suppose you can identify the stains on the pages?

Oh...

...God...