The interview

"I can do it," He replied with complete confidence.

"How about with the flowers in a," She started.

He interrupted with, "Lady, I can do anything. All you gotta do is
tell me what you want, and I make it happen."

"Wow!" She sat back all blown away. During the whole interview
process no one had possessed that level of confidence in their work.

"Well, do I get the job?" he asked with a smirk on his face.

"Yes, yes you do. The mop is down the hall, and the toilet brushes
are always kept on the right side of toilet."

"My right or the toilet's?"

"Yours."