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i met her at a party and somehow convinc3d her to go home with me. i was really surprised and excited that we were about to sleep together. i got undressed, and we both slipped under the covers. then she called her vagina a "threshold". threshold?
this raised a lot of questions- questions that if asked, could spell the end of my attepmts to get some. could i allow the threshold girl into my life? to raise my children? to grow old wih me and die with me?
ewww.